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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""Gee Thanks for spilling Cheerios all over the floor."" 3yo: ""You're welcome Mom, look at this!""*scatters more on floor I deserve that."

"""Please ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"" The teacher was rather bewildered. ""Don't you mean Michael?"" she asked. ""No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."""

"I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong"""

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt."

"Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure."

"Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it? ""M-my parents?"" ""No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."""

"People who unfollow me always seem startled when I show up at their home to conduct an exit interview"

"Birthday Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun"

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!"

"Music Joke A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar. The bartender says to the C chord ""I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."""