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Joke of the Day

"""Whose line is it anyway?"" -generous cocaine party guests"

"A Roman Walks Into a Bar... and holds up his middle and pointer fingers. ""Five beers please,"" he says."

"Friend ran in the Boston Marathon, He said he had a blast but can't feel his legs."

"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"

"What do you call a homosexual wizard who isn't Albus Dumbledore? Gayndalf The Gay"

"A fighter plane mechanic goes to the doctor for his impotence. The doctor examines him and then writes a brief diagnosis. ""Could not reproduce"""

"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."

"All I'm saying is God wouldn't have given me this wild hair if he didn't want me to store stuff in it. *baby hedgehog peaks out*"

"You'll have to excuse me. I've just been going through a weird time since birth."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A: My ass!"