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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue."
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"I got an electric shock yesterday. I couldn't resist it"
"Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple"
"I almost got raped in jail one time. I tell you, my family takes Monopoly way too seriously."
"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."
"Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease... Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation."
"SORRY FOR MY POOR VOLUME CONTROL REGULATION BUT THIS IS A GOOD CUDDLE"
"My girlfriend has terrible eyesight... she's always accidentally sleeping with other guys. Poor girl."
"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."
"What is all this #Brexit going around? When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?"