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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot he'd beat her with a shovel!"

"Why did the chickens cross the road? I had to get back to my car from KFC"

"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."

"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"

"The flag in the moon is fading into an all white flag Future generations will believe the French were there."

"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."

"Global warming is partially bullshit. About 18% http://www.fao.org/ag/magazine/0612sp1.htm"

"""Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."" The priest replied, ""I know. I saw your tweet!"""

"If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf"

"I really only know one thing about Ebola. For some reason, it makes you really wanna go to the airport."