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Joke of the Day

"""WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?"" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married her stuffed bear to a stuffed pony."

"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."

"So a limbo champion walks into a bar.. he was disqualified from the limbo competition."

"How Many Tourettes Sufferers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Penis."

"What do you call a disease you get from having sex? Infucktious Diseases"

"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what students are for."

"At any given moment the urge to sing is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away..."

"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"

"M$ forever! [oneliner] The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner."

"A rabbi, a Priest, and a duck walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this, a fucking joke?"""