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Joke of the Day

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""

"What did the chemist say when his girlfriend cheated on him? Dy Ho"

"Why do white men shop at black yard sales? To get all their stuff back."

"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!"

"Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession."

"Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes."

"They should make Star Trek toilet paper... ...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus. (been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)"

"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."

"Well, well, well. Looks like I may have a lawsuit on my hands: a gynecologist refused to treat me, and I'm pretty sure it's because I'm gay."