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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck? Hose A and Hose B."
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"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car"
"Knock Knock Who said you could come in?"
"I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."
"If history is written by the victors... ...then who writes French history textbooks?"
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney :("
"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""
"Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person... It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it."
"Ever hear about the Mexican Train Killer? I heard he had locomotives."
"What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !"