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Joke of the Day
"""What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco? A BAYYYYker"
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"Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago."
"I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it."
"Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove."
"What do you call an unfinished Tennis match? Wimble-not-don :D"
"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"
"What's the best insult you can tell someone?"
"How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait"
"Why do terds taper at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."
"Le dice una madre a su hijo ""Me ha dicho un pajarito que te drogas!""... El hijo responde: ""La que se debe estar drogando eres tu que andas hablando con pajaros"""