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Joke of the Day
"The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head."
Next Joke
"If you love somebody... Let them go. If they come back, no one wanted them."
"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."
"What do you call a weird Russian? Off-Putin."
"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."
"GUY WITH TONS OF BLACKLIGHTS AROUND HIS APARTMENT: Hey come on in! GUY WHO LIKES TO RUB CAT URINE ALL OVER HIMSELF: Ummm. Nah I'm good."
"You shouldn't be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal."
"What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket."
"What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes Mine"
"Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard."