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Joke of the Day
"Pregnancy tests should have three results: Pregnant, Not Pregnant, and Reality Show."
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"Dear time, more weekend please."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in someones ass."
"It's amazing how few people list ""The Hospital"" as their emergency contact."
"Pudding. Hahahahaha!"
"I still miss my ex-wife BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear.. ..and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The Dr told him he isn't eating right."
"Slept with a girl who had eczema last night The sex was alright but her tits were cracking!"
"Had a summer job helping to make art out of elephant dung. It was pretty shit."
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? Fruity."