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Joke of the Day

"TIFU By forgetting my wife was allergic to seafood when I got her supper from Subway Woops, wrong Sub."

"I often think ""Why would anyone live in Gotham? It's a shithole!"", but then you choose to live in the shithole that is [YOUR CITY NAME]."

"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."

"What's green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite."

"Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh yes. He's a rabbit fan!"

"My ex posted a pic captioned, ""Just me"" and I commented, ""Yes just you and your 7 personalities"""

"I tried pot brownies for the first time yesterday They tasted funny, since you usually cook brownies in a pan instead of a pot."

"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."

"5 out of 6 people would recommend it... 5 out of 6 people who played Russian roulette, would recommend it to others."

"Did you hear about the homosexual magician? He disappeared in a poof."