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Joke of the Day

"Woman cut me off, stole my parking spot. I honked, flipped her off and went into yoga. Woman came into class as the instructor. Namaste."

"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"Paper Dance Competition Boy : Hey, will you be my partner in a paper dance competition? Girl : Sure! Boy : Great, so we are on the same page."

"Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts."

"What does the horny scientist call a lobotomy? Getting head"

"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."

"Why did the cellphone go to court? Because it was charged with battery. Thank you, I'll be here all night... Finals week needs to end."

"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."

"I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word ZOO."