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Joke of the Day
"Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor? Because he was in Sidious."
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"all of my friends are really happy and successful. i have no clean forks so i cut up a hot dog with my debit card"
"I want to go see the new Purge movie... But I have to binge on the first two..."
"Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died."
"Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography. ""Shelf E,"" replied the librarian. ""Aye that's the one,"" said Sean"
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that? The holocaust"
"Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man? On charges of ""impersonating a police officer""."
"""If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?"" An Airplane"
"If I got a dollar everytime someone called me a racist Black people would rob me"
"Jesus went into an inn. He handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""