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Joke of the Day
"Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor? Because he was in Sidious."
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"I got lost.. Walking around your fat mother"
"If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow."
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"What does a gay horse eat? Dick you idiot."