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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? because she gets a frog in her throat at 69."
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"Asked my friend from North Korea how has life been going? He said he couldn't complain.."
"My out-of-office voicemail greeting is just a solid three minutes of dry heaving."
"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."
"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection."
"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"
"Sir this bag is too heavy, you'll have to pay an extra $25 to check it. Sure thing *dumps 2500 pennies from bag onto counter*"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly this dick in your mouth."
"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"
"What's the difference between a feminist and an archangel that dislikes Biblical prophets? One is a Dan-hating Mike. The other is a man-hating dyke. edit: spelling because of anal dykes"