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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: I like working with you. I feel like I can really talk to you Me: I'm sorry I gave you that impression. That's not correct"

"How does a muslim close a door? Islams it."

"He sees you when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake A date with Bill Cosby"

"I have keys on my keychain from the houses I used to live in just in case I'm hungry and in the area."

"fog machine I was pissed off yesterday. So pissed off I threw my fog machine out the window. Something must have went wrong, because it misted."

"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."

"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."

"god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi"

"I once had a large gay following. But then I ducked into an alley and lost him."

"What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight? A Large Hardon Collider."