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Joke of the Day

"Corny Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house!!!! Knock Knock!!!! (You know what comes next,comment for the rest)"

"What do you call a toilet seat that's missing the left side? Half-assed. (please forgive me, first time)"

"What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are ""69"""

"Why was a guy arrested for peeing on Indian land? He was on a Nipissing reserve."

"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"

"It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV."

"Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."

"""Siri, do you have free will?"" ""I am programmed to say 'Yes'."""

"Hey girl, do you ever go to the gym? 'Cause if you don't we probably won't work out."

"[first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named ""Don"" or..."