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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale."

"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"

"I don't like holocaust jokes ...because my grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off a guard tower."

"What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. "

"Using a butter knife on steak... it just doesn't cut it."

"I'm not condescending! Try and count how many times I've been condescending! Exactly; you can't cause you're a dumbass."

"My friend offered to let me rent 2 of his ermines. He is now the lessor of two weasels."

"If you want to have sex with a frog, use a condom If you want to enjoy it, rib it"

"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""

"What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords."