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Joke of the Day

"Right now feels like the eye of the storm, or, if you're younger than 25, the drop in the dubstep song."

"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."

"There's no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants."

"Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"

"I'm gonna open a bar and call it ""Moderation."""

"I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"What it Princess Zelda's favorite food? Hot Links"

"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"

"I'd brag about my pride... But I'd be lion."

"If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?"