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Joke of the Day

"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because the don't like dicks."

"So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones"

"Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock."

"What do nosey peppers do? They get Jalapeno business!"

"*pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand* Booth operator: ma'am please not again Me: someBODY once tolled me"

"What's Tom Brady's favorite type of chip? Cheat-Ohs!"

"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""

"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."

"What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho? I'm Nacho Daddy."

"What is a kinda cool vegetable? Radish"