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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the best part of wearing a watch is? Time is on your side."
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"What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called? Hindsight is 2020"
"If pro is the opposite of con... What's the opposite of progress?"
"Doctor doctor nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?"
"Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down."
"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"
"What's the difference between a baby and A goat? When my goat died, I couldn't bring myself to eat it."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"
"Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak..."
"Teacher: You seem very well read have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm I've got red hair !"