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Joke of the Day
"Hush little laptop dont you cry mommas gonna find you another wifi."
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"Honey I Shrunk the Kids IV: They shrink everyone on earth on purpose The planet will never run out of resources Everyone is eaten by ants"
"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"
"New to reddit My friend David forgot his I.D so now we just call him dav"
"What do you call a cow stable in Egypt? A Mubarack"
"Are you spectacularly unfunny? But have heard the way funny people talk? Ever considered a career in morning radio?"
"What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper."
"I like to push the envelope because it's probably a bill, and eventually it'll fall off the table."
"A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race The Cabbage was ahead, the tap was running and the tomato tried to ketchup"
"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."