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Joke of the Day

"""It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?"" ""I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."""

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"

"[Interview with a time traveller] ""What's life like in the year 3000?"" It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel"

"How do you catch a polar bear? First dig an ice hole. Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him in the ice hole."

"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"

"I remember a time when my dad used to roll me down the hill in his old tires... ...Those were good years."

"Why shouldn't white people swim? Crackers get soggy when wet."

"Thought up a reddit joke today. When is a triangle a rectangle? When it fails"

"My Cheesy Redneck Joke Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me. *Average Potatos?* Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters."

"What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The Outside!"