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Joke of the Day

"Thought up a reddit joke today. When is a triangle a rectangle? When it fails"

"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."

"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."

"#jenesuispascharlie #jesuisrdkw Is it that difficult to get over your identity crisis reddit?"

"What is the best use for a wet dog?[x-post from /r/MeanJokes] Getting the smell of white people out of your house."

"I told one of my coworkers who happens to be Mexican that he better hope Trump doesn't become president... Or else he'll be hiding out in his attic like Anne Frank."

"What do you call a dance party in Colorado? Shake 'n Bake."

"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each-other."

"What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread? A faggette"