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Joke of the Day

"[Interview with a time traveller] ""What's life like in the year 3000?"" It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel"

"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."

"What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to? A grudge."

"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"

"How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."

"The first time your mom saw me naked She asked for an epidural"

"Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat? Because they are lazy and have small hands!"

"People come and go but birthdays do accrue."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."