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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's knob."
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"Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I'll be back in three shakes."
"Whats worse than ants in your pants? Your uncle."
"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."
"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest."
"Did you know that Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who played the blue Power Ranger are cousins? Just not to each other. But they are cousins."
"[Sahara desert] Me: *shares canteen* Companion: *holds it to his mouth but nothing comes out* Me: it's ketchup, you have to wait a bit."
"what did the farmer say win he lost his tractor ""wheres my tractor"""