32469

Joke of the Day

"A small boy swallowed some coins... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mother asked how he was doing, the doctor said, ""No change yet."""

"Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship."

"I once had a girlfriend who had a lazy eye... I had to dump her because she was seeing other people."

"I can't stand people who are indirect You know who you are"

"A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away."

"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """

"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""

"The STAR WARS super agressive marketing will probably change the name of Easter to ""The Christ Awakens"""

"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"

"Wow I never thought you'd agree to go out with me *starts car, Whitesnake is playing at full volume*"