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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: It says here you can communicate telepathically? ME: IN: Is this an ability you have always had? ME: IN: Please say something."

"Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie."

"Why do people like amputee porn? It fucking stumps me."

"No matter who you are or where you come from, all anybody wants in this life is for no one to object to their iTunes mix playing at a party."

"I rang up a pizza shop and asked ""do you deliver?"" they repiled ""no we do pizza""."

"I like my women like I like my moose Big, brown, and horny"

"I've always wondered why people love jokes about giant air conditioners... I'm not a big fan..."

"How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard"

"I went to a zoo that only had no animals in it. I exclaimed, ""Doggone!"""

"Clones are people two."