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Joke of the Day

"What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide? A Zimmer frame"

"""Can we not have sex tonight? I'm tired"" ""Hi Tired, I'm dad"""

"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""

"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."

"Me: ""Knock knock"" , Jesus: ""I'm not in!"" ... Me: ""Oh, come on."" Jesus: ""I refuse to open the door."""

"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."

"Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store!"

"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"

"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."

"Studies show that people who start a sentence with ""studies show..."" have no clue what they're talking about"