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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
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"Did you here about the new zoo? They put a fence around Iowa."
"I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster."
"Kanye's motivation to run for president . . . Mayweather's facebook page and twitter account! You can have them even if you don't know what is in them."
"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"
"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"
"Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'"
"Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks."
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."
"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."