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Joke of the Day
"Woke up so hungry I could eat my own cooking!"
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"[being murdered] Me: did you get that knife out of the dishwasher Murderer: ...yes Me: and you didnt empty it Murderer: [murder roles reverse]"
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"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"
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"My dentist isn't racist. He has loads of plaque friends."
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