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Joke of the Day
"Do infants enjoy infantry... as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
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"'How I Met Your Mother'- is definitely The longest TED talk ever!"
"Roses are red Violets are blue Stop clicking your pen when you talk to me Kevin I swear I will murder your face with my tape dispenser"
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