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Joke of the Day

"When fighting with a clown, always go for the juggler."

"I figure soon we will be grounding our children by sending them outside to play"

"What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? A TACK"

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !"

"What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?. Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly."

"18 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 18 ( ~ )"

"Why does Marx only drink herbal tea? Because property is theft."

"I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend... ...it was free from attachments."

"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."

"What comes after America? Bmerica. I'll see myself out"