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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.... The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"

"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"

"I couldn't believe it when my wife announced she was leaving me for being too lazy. Especially after I'd spent all morning taking the Christmas decorations down....."

"What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party? He got the cold shoulder."

"Fidel Castro's Favorite Pickup Line Girl, I'm no Kennedy or Khrushchev, but I can show you a Cuban Missile Crisis"

"What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car? Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note."

"What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians? the Sin of 4"

"Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar."

"I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway."