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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken... I'll see myself out now.."

"What did the gay deer say while walking out of a bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"

"How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same? They both came in a little behind."

"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"

"If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it."

"When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!"

"I like to wipe my ass like I drive. Stopping only on red."

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaay!"

"What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl? A Hopster."

"I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said? ""Stay out of those places!"""