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Joke of the Day
"What do turtles do for fun? Play hide and shell."
Next Joke
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you."
"""Daddy, what's for breakfast?"" ""Its 5am. Anything you can reach"""
"What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck? got a pencil and worked it out."
"I was banging a retarded girl last night... She didn't want me to finish in her mouth, so I shot my load on the window and let nature take its course."
"Marriage joke A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
"If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll, you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey."
"Ikea meatballs pulled from shelves because they contain horse meat. Man, that's the last time I buy meatballs at a furniture store."