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Joke of the Day

"""*RING**RING* in the middle Of night! ""Hello?"" ""Hey man are you home?"" ""No dude i just picked up my house phone from Burger King."""

"Why don't girls go to.... Why don't girls go to the bathroom after having sex? Have you ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwich?!"

"What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon? ARE YE READY KIDS?!"

"Cookies Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The second cookie says ""holy shit! A talking cookie"""

"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?!?"

"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""

"three elephants fall of a cliff two hit the sand and one hits the ocean.badabum tsch"

"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"

"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."