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Joke of the Day

"""I couldn't love anyone like you,"" I told my wife. ""Aw, thanks,"" she blushed. I'm glad she didn't understand me."

"What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a child molester? Alien Vs. Predator"

"Did you hear about the cliff in Helen Keller's backyard? Neither did she."

"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid. I would have a small loan of a million dollars."

"did your friends rob that bank? ""I'll never talk"" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers ""what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"""

"May the f... ...orce be equal to mass times acceleration."

"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"

"The only thing more annoying than Libertarians are the people who complain about Libertarians"

"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""

"If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed."