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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus..."

"I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me ""I don't know, I never knew my real ladder."""

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."

"For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway."

"I'm not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool."

"Can I integrate myself with respect to you?"

"What's 9+10 21"

"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."

"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""

"I asked my lawyer cousin, an orthodox Jewish man, his opinion on gay marriage He said ""that would be GREAT for business"""