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Joke of the Day

"I asked my lawyer cousin, an orthodox Jewish man, his opinion on gay marriage He said ""that would be GREAT for business"""

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *SLURP*"

"Chemistry One Liner I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon. As seen on a bridge at my local university."

"What do nosey peppers do? They get Jalapeno business!"

"Ok, another Grandfather joke. (revised) Just joking they're both locked in my basement with their mouths gagged while I collect their social security checks."

"Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?"

"Maybe every nation has ninjas And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst"

"What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one."

"Why are millenials so odd? Because they can't even..."

"Asked my ex-husband once for song requests. He said he wanted to hear the sound of silence. So I sang, ""Hello darkness, my old friend...."""