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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between procrastination and laziness? RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post"
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"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""
"A magician stopped me in the street. He said, ""Think of a number between 1 and 10."" I said, ""OK."" He said, ""Have you got one?"" I said, ""No, not yet. It's only 12.30."""
"I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages."
"Catholic Priests are taking one for the team... They're touching children, for Christ's sake..."
"A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper asked, ""Got any ID?"" The driver replied, "" 'Bout whut?"""
"Wanna hear a joke about a German sausage? Nevermind, it's my wurst joke"
"On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !"
"Dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower is the most violent sound ever. ""U OK in there? Sounds like a Michael Bay film in that bathroom!"""
"Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining"