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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between procrastination and laziness? RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post"
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"Dear NFL: Super Bowl. I'll just let them process this a little bit. They should do something by the time I'm up tomorrow."
"My Jewish friend always had such a positive outlook on life, even as he suffered from such horrible constipation. As he'd always say, ... This two shall pass."
"It is amazing how many problems you can solve by ignoring them."
"what's the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"
"I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*"
"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."
"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."
"What do West Africans eat for breakfast... E-bowla Cereal What do east Africans eat for breakfast? Nothing..."