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Joke of the Day

"When i was young my mom used to put food on the spoon.. and sing ""train is coming, train is coming""... I'd always eat cause i knew if i didn't, she wouldn't untie me from the railway line."

"Since we're still doing Pirate Jokes... What's the Pirates favorite letter? Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C."

"The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO"

"I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding."

"Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard."

"Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?"

"They said I had a small penis, but they'll see. They'll ALL see! Nevermind actually, that's illegal"

"A lady came up to me in the middle of the street asking for help So I gave her my AIDS"

"the safeword is burrito"