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Joke of the Day

"Where does Sean Connery sit? In the toilet."

"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."

"So a celebrity fired a gun at someone today She was a shooting star"

"A ball boy has been sacked from the world cup after saying to Wayne Rooney, ""You can fuck off if you think I'm going looking for that one. """

"anyone wanna hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, its too CHEESY."

"I'd tell you a good time travel joke But you didn't get it"

"Damn girl are you the meta? 'Cause I really didn't need this cumback."

"What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? ya'll watch this!"

"Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain"

"I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one."