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Joke of the Day

"Excuse me, do you have a valentine's card that says ""You're the love of my life""? - Yes. - Great. Give me 10."

"The Rolling Stones should have a reunion tour and call it Rolling Stones Gather No Mas"

"What did the Hand say to the Penis when they first met.... Nice to beat you!"

"What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common? Princess Diana can't stop either"

"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""

"What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !"

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"So a magician walks in to a bar And says to the bartender ""Why so many fucking reposts?"""

"What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uniball."

"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."