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Joke of the Day
"Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping"
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"[campfire] And that's when he realized... HE FORGOT TO ENABLE WIFI AND WATCHED 5 SEASONS USING HIS DATA PLAN [everyone screams in terror]"
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"My Bill Cosby impression use to get me laughs at the bar... ...but now when I do it, I end up with a criminal record."
"Having a child with down syndrome really is the best deal. You buy 46 chromosomes, and get one free."
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