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Joke of the Day
"I was a virgin by choice until I was 25. Not my choice, mind you."
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"Went to a sausage party It was the wurst."
"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."
"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."
"What's the worst part of haveing a long dick nsfw You keep stepping on it when you tuck it in your shoe!"
"Just once when someone says, ""Is anyone there?"" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. ""What up. I'm over here. You got me."""
"The man asks ""Are you working hard today?"" Worker: Oh I'm working about as much they pay me...a little bit every 2 weeks"
"A man walks into a bar... He says ""Ow"""
"Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor? The doctor said it was all in her head"
"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"