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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a veal-birthing cow? De-calf"
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"Sloth 911: What's your emergency [1 week later] Sloth: I'VE BEEN SHOT [1 week later] Sloth 911: DON'T MOVE! We'll be there in a month"
"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."
"He took me from a bar. He took me in his car....... He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!"
"What do you call two jalapenos getting it on? Fucking hot!"
"What do you do after sodomizing a baldy? Just put them back in the craddle."
"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."
"What do you call a female police officer with short pubes? CuntStubble"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe damn it, breathe!"""
"What does a bored Spaniard eat? Aburrido."