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Joke of the Day

"How do you make an elephant float? Take a cup and add root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and an elephant"

"ME: want anything for breakfast? BOSS: just banana [struggling to hold office door shut] ANA: let me in! ME: sorry boss said to ban you"

"Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying? Because he was having his mid-life crisis."

"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."

"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!"

"How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ""Please turn over"" on both sides of a page and hand it to her."

"'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas"