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Joke of the Day
"In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other's walkers???"
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
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"*two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!"
"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"
"I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest... It's a neat trick if you can do it --Barry Cryer"
"THIS JUST IN!!!!! Corduroy pillows are making headlines........."
"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."
"""OH MY SWEET GOD BE CAREFUL. OH- OH MY DEAr LORD GOD. HOW? HOW??"" -me watching gymnastics"
"I'm still not sure if I should throw out or keep my old pillow. I guess I better sleep on it."