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Joke of the Day

"Lauren on Facebook asks: ""What's the best way to ward off ghosts?"" To which I replied: ""a camera."""

"What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex."

"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after."

"My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my ""prospects"" list."

"What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college? Bison."

"When impersonating a coworker, I like to add a little extra dumb to their voice."

"Did you hear about the lazy pig always making fun of the other pigs? He was always ham-mocking."

"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"

"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count"

"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""