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Joke of the Day

"Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go."

"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."

"Facepalm? Is that FaceTime for blind people?"

"Why did the music teacher get arrested So Doe Mi"

"If a man is alone in the forest and nobody is around to hear him, Is he still wrong?"

"What is the difference between 'light' and 'hard'? I can sleep with a light on."

"The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience"

"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, my next crap could spell disaster!"

"What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A baby stapled to ten trees."

"The wife asks her husband -What do you prefer, honey? A smart woman or a beautiful woman? -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you"